Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

I don’t like watching football. It’s long, monotonous, and generally leads to more arguments and vandalism than actual enjoyment.

I enjoy playing the sport, I just don’t enjoy watching other people play it.

I also don’t like watching american football, lest any americans following me get confused.

I never understood the mass appeal of “watching other people play a game” just because they’re good at it.
It’s more fun to actually play.

I like watching sports with other people who are diehard fans. Because watching any game in a living room by yourself is boring, no shit. But going to a viewing party or going to the actual game in a stadium makes the whole experience much more, uh, entertaining.

Ordered a new one and the seller addressed me as “Post Crusade.”

Because my Paypal is a business account named after PC.

And that’s hilarious.

Follower surges are so weird.

You update very little and slowly gain followers over the period of inactivity. Update once, and you lose a whole lot in a day. Then the count slowly recovers. Update again, and suddenly SURGE and the count shoots up.

How does that work? :V