(Source: derpiboo.ru)
Story 2 Chapter 2 Part A
Story 2 Chapter 2 Part B
Story 2 Chapter 2 Part C
Oh god PC is turning into Homestuck.
That weird moment when everyone suddenly goes to bed.
It’s times like these where I thank my parents for isolating me from video games.
It appears that my tablet is on its last legs.
Pen recognition is now very erratic, pressure sensitivity spikes are near constant, and there’s strange “ghost cursor” effect that randomly registers the pen hovering over the surface as double clicks.
Help. ._.
I think pegasoponews will be the first time in so long that I’ll be able to write material in a more loosely restrained comedic style.
Believe it or not, I have and still do censor a lot of PC’s writing and jokes because I’m worried that my sense of humor will translate poorly to many Tumblr folk. Because “jokes are supposed to be funny” and whatever, despite that be quite objective.
I prefer much darker or political kinds of jokes and unfortunately, Tumblr is the wrong place to do those. :T
Hopefully, running a fake pony news site will help me satisfy that need while also staying mildly funny.
Assuming that I’m funny at all. :U
@Pegasoponews
Join us on 13 October 3971 for our Tumblog’s launch party! There’ll be chips and soda and multiple assortments of cold cheeses and salad leaves. We’ll tell jokes about politics, the racial tensions at hoof, and all have a laugh until the booze kicks in!
And be sure to tune in to the Pegasopolis News at 12, 5, 6, and 11 PM, only on PTS. Check your local listings for channel number.
PEGASOPONEWS: Equestria’s #1 news resource.
Okay, this has to be delayed until Wednesday due to some oversight. .2.
(Source: post-cactus)
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@Pegasoponews
Join us on 13 October 3971 for our Tumblog’s launch party! There’ll be chips and soda and multiple assortments of cold cheeses and salad leaves. We’ll tell jokes about politics, the racial tensions at hoof, and all have a laugh until the booze kicks in!
And be sure to tune in to the Pegasopolis News at 12, 5, 6, and 11 PM, only on PTS. Check your local listings for channel number.
PEGASOPONEWS: Equestria’s #1 news resource.
I might send a C&D to postcardsdashmod for having a similar and confusing name. :U
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The preference of using a system based on arbitrary scales of skin color to “classify” humans instead of using the much better system of ethnic roots and countries of origin is just baffling to me.
If I’m French-American and I’m told that I shouldn’t care about my roots because everything that people of a similar skin tone have done is evil, then fuck you.
Same goes for the opposite of the spectrum. I’m actually a Mestizo (mixed European and American Native) from Peru and if you just clump us together with people of a similar skin tone and darker, completely ignoring the obvious differences in our ethnic histories and homelands, then fuck you too.
Never again.
I’m never gonna fucking do this again.
I promise.