Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

I haven’t done a tagged thing in centuries, so thank you wheatley-blogs.

So here’s six facts about the iratus cactus.

  1. First generation American right here.
  2. I have this weird obsession with maps and roads and cities.
  3. Despite popular assumption, I do not own an actual cactus. :c
  4. I once wrote a letter to Bill Gates and got a rather detailed response! But since I was a dumb ol’ third grader, I lost the whole thing.
  5. I have a disgusting stage fright. Caused me to forfeit two spelling bees in elementary school (to the disdain of my peers since I was the star speller) and to botch my middle school graduation speech.
  6. BACK OFF WHEATBAG, BOULDER IS MINE.
    I once had a girlfriend in fourth grade. As you can imagine, it was hardly a “real” relationship. She was a jerk, anyway.

Hmmm, I tag chaotic-conundrums, pvryohei, and carrotquill. o2o

Remember when I used to draw birthday pics for pretty much everyone and their mothers until one September when 8 people were celebrating their birthday on the same week and I just gave up completely?

Good times…

And here’s the part where I freak out about favorite music artists.

INTERPOL NEW ALBUM SEPTEMBER OH GOD I NEEEEEEEEED

Blog News

Ponyville Diaries is getting a revision after 18 months of me not revising any of my blogs. The result should be something more entertaining, easier to follow, and satisfy my need to explore a massive world. @u@

Not-So-Fatherly Rain Catcher is now on indefinite hiatus.

Post Crusade is running smoothly and there should be an update later today or tonight.

In a last minute decision, I have decided to not go to Bronycon this year and will attempt again next year when I’m 18 and able to go alone.

Okay.

  • Mom: *calls me and brother*
  • Me and brother: Yes?
  • Mom: I need a favor.
  • Me and brother: Yes?
  • Mom: Tomorrow, both of you clean your rooms and vacuum the house
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: Because we're leaving for the trip on Thursday.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: And the house needs to be clean.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: And also you didn't clean last week.
  • Me and brother: Okay (sorry. :T)
  • Mom: And I can't be cleaning all the time.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: You two need to help.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: We can't have the house a mess.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: So tomorrow, you two will clean up.
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: So the house can be clean when we leave and when we come back
  • Me and brother: Okay.
  • Mom: Please?
  • Me and brother: ... Okay.

conspicuouslad:

anxietypizza:

Important

This is great, but this new thing where they play vine videos infinitely on loop is the most annoying thing that has come to this website short of SJWs

That is literally what Vine is, though (the actual site and app, really). An endless feed of autoplaying, infinitely looping 7-second videos. The embeds do the same.

Bet y'all wish that people went back to the default Tumblr video player now? :U

(Source: tinkerfaerie)

It’s July 11. And my town is preparing for their large Independence Day firework display for tomorrow.

Tomorrow. An amazing 8 days after the actual holiday.

Stay classy, hometown.