Cactus Codex

JESUS CHRIST EXCLAMATION POINT

I call this the No Touching Room 2. It used to be an all purpose living room. But then we got white couches and that made them partially off limits.

Mom is weird.

celebrating 1 year and 1 month of quality postcrusade-mod goodness

I’m gonna go to people’s blogs and anonymously creep them out a bit.

I hope they see those messages before they see this post.

Did I seriously call my phone “Cactusphone?”

*rolls around in his unspoken opinions*

Today, I’m learning a lot about the people I follow.

I suck at being a leader.

Mostly because I’m not the best of telling people what to do or telling them that what they’re doing is wrong.

Life Hack: Hop on popular bandwagons the moment you see them. It will make you look cool and super edgy, and you will become famous.

I am somehow still awake.

And that last post somehow got 25 notes.

*NEIGHS LOUDLY*

Dad switched our internet/cable provider not to long ago to save $10 and to have one new channel that the old one didn’t have.

It’s shit. Pure shit.

It can’t even keep us online for 10 minutes at a time. It would disconnect and then reconnect constantly. And now, it just completely crapped out on us completely for the 8th time and counting.

My.dad is still not planning on switching back.

I JUST DREW IN PHOTOSHOP AND IT DIDN’T COME OUT LIKE COMPLETE SHIT

What the hell, my dashboard hasn’t updated in 6 minutes and it’s almost 11 PM. o_o

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