Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

According to my arsenal, I have less than 20 pics (out of over 1K) of the older Apple Horse. And none of them are worthy of being called completed.

I need to fix that pronto.

What kind of 16 year old sits alone at night imagining new ways of making young fictional horses’ lives miserable and occasionally drawing them engaging in sexual activity?

What ever happened to Facebooking about that Snapchat thing with the YOLO and waterbeds?

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First name: Antonio
Last name: Rumpelstiltskin
Age: 18
Gender: male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Nationality: USA
Relationship status: Single (unhappily)
Likes: Ponies
Dislikes: Nazis
Random fact: Needs to update Rain Catcher more often, Is sometimes called a cactus

5 points.

Silly Nagu, Antonio was already suggested.

I assumed that your first name was the thing that bumped carottquill to an 8.

You’re only 16?!

GET OUT OF HERE

THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR INNOCENT EYES!

*shoos Cactus out of tumblr*

BACK TO FACEBOOK WITH YOU!

*points and laughs*

OLD MAN WISHES HE HAD CACTUSWAGGGG! HAR HAR HAR!

(Source: post-cactus)

First name: Kristy
Lastname: VasCactus :U
Age: old enough
Gender: M
Sexual Orientation: Straight but I can help with that. ;3
Nationality: Cactuses grow in the dessert duh. :U
Relationship status: precious babu status
Likes: Apple Bloome’s butt, Seafood, a combination of those first two.
Dislikes: Racial slurs, when Disco Twi is rude.
Random fact: You gun get snuggled! >:I

3 points.

I will eat people alive if people call me Kristy. Brings back awful memories.

Woo PC has a new theme + banner. I told ya that I was going to fix that.

Also, happy birthday to the Tumblr that is pone. Celebrations shall start when daylight resumes.

good night peoples

Guide on How to Become Scramjet’s Unfriend

  1. You must unconditionally hate Octavia. Failure to do is grounds for dismissal from the SSBFN (super stupid best friends never) club.
  2. At no time must you ship Vinyl and Octavia. If unsure, contact NoTP supervisor SamRose for counseling.
  3. Liking of Applejack IS MANDATORY.
  4. You must be annoyed with Scrammy’s Madoka Magica crap, even if you like it. It will never subside… ever.
  5. If Scrammy fails to update one of his blogs, you must beat the crap out of him and promptly unfollow. Also, delete his progress on Kerbal Space Program.
  6. DOWN WITH THE FISH ò]ó
  7. Slander and insult the Cult of Smooze. ALL MUST PERISH FOR THEIR BLASPHEMY
  8. Always set fire to Scrammy in L4D2. He loves that.
  9. Don’t set fire to Wolvan. Only Scram-scram.
  10. You must hate Octavia. It cannot be stressed enough.
  11. NASCAR is the best motorsport out there. TJ preaches the truth.
  12. You must be sexually turned off by the sight and mention of a jet.
  13. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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  15. Hug Terry 24/7. He probably deserves it.
  16. Exposure to Octavia must be AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS