I will spend like 10 minutes writing some thoughtful and introspective post about current events, then hesitate publishing it, and then inevitably scrap it.
Meanwhile, I will shitpost about being a plant in a heartbeat.
Oh god I didn’t realize I got so many requests and messages I’m sorry haven’t gotten to them yet ;2;
Consume plant
I’ve been using my dorm only for sleeping as of late c'mon I need a BREAK.
Tell me to draw something (aside from the things I’m contractually obligated to draw already, such as commission and blog work).
The spines are extremely pointy to dissuade potential attackers and door-to-door salesmen! If you must approach a cactus, please state your business and avoid physical contact!
Interact with a live plant! Learn about the plant ecosystem and issues facing our communities today!
TITLE DROP
Huh! It’s not a two-parter, but a double feature.
Hot
*fresh neighing*
Everyone’s a bit plant on the inside
Next year I’m gonna have an apartment overlooking a lawn space, so I can finally actually tell people to get off my lawn. It’s great.
go to church ya sinners
*plant-like neighing*
So after all that trouble for one commission, in the end the guy makes one more last minute request to keep it private and unpublished.
…
I need a drink.