Is this stupid ass bitch of a website really gonna make me come out of psuedo-retirement just so I can start moving my shit over to Twitter and be forced to actually use it????
Man, why am I still here again?
Oh right.
This probably won’t go anywhere, but I’ll try.
A couple years ago, I knew a girl who went by the name of Baro, from Manville, NJ. She was an early friend of mine, and to a bunch of other people too. Oranges was her thing and later on she had an original character named Leo, a space dragon.
I bring this up because it’s been years since we’ve heard from her. Of course, people go their own way or sometimes there’s some extraordinary reason for someone to vanish. But still.
If you’re out there somewhere, we haven’t forgotten about you. We miss you and we hope you’re doing well.
Low-key
Where could I possibly be?
God damn it.
It’s always immigration.
A plant tries to keep his tepid blog politics-free because other clowns can yell about it for him.
But then he sees immigration shit and the anchor baby in him switches on and starts going on a sleep deprived rampage.
Fuck me, I need to sleep.
If I put “Socialist” in my blog description, will I get yelled at?
Or will people just go “ah, it’s just another one of those plant things that plants say”?
I’m a plant.
Get planted on
Ever just see these words that are used all the time online but you never hear them being spoken out loud in real life and you just think “how the fuck do I pronounce this???”
also, hi, school’s out
Friendship ended with Paint Tool Sai
Now Clip Paint Studio is my best friend
FUCKIN
CAKE HORSES
LEWD
Ever been to college?
It kind sucks, not gonna lie!
Today, I felt like a boring piece of shit with no place in the universe again.
To solve this problem, I gave myself the mundane challenge of switching from Chrome to Firefox as my main browser of choice on desktop and mobile.
Results
- Firefox desktop is bangin’ and uses so much less memory on my poor-ass laptop and I love it 10/10
- Firefox mobile is a piece of complete utter shit. Somehow, on a phone with 6 GB of RAM and a processor from Mars, it lags noticeably and awfully (ESPECIALLY WHEN SCROLLING) and somehow has no support for my password manager (DOESN’T EVEN SUPPORT THE ACCESSIBILITY APIS ON ANDROID ITSELF TO LET THE PASSWORD MANAGER DO IT’S JOB) and well, yeah, 0/10 I already uninstalled it.
Alright, what else can I do…?