Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

V S N

Asked by nightshade86

V: What my name means: Wait, my real name? Well, it’s just a Scandinavian spelling of the word meaning “follower of Christ.” And my alias is just… cactus. Don’t touch me, or you’ll get mildly injured.

S: What’s my ringtone: An air raid siren.

N: Favorite day of the year: Don’t really have one.

what is the weirdest/funniest/most awkward thing you ever read in a bathroom stall

Asked by nightshade86

I walked into a bathroom stall at Walmart. Right above the toilet in giant letters was “POOP DECK” with an arrow pointing down.

Couldn’t stop laughing.