12:14 PM - (973)-XXX-XXXX (Mom, office)

  • Me: MOTHER
  • Mom: Hello. Can you-
  • Me: Have you seen my laptop?
  • Mom: Your father has it, now listen-
  • Me: HOW DID HE GET IT?
  • Mom: He took it while you were showering. NOW LISTEN! Can you and your brother clean/vacuum the house?
  • Me: o_O Er. Por que?
  • Mom: We're leaving to Virginia on Sunday and we need to keep the house clean when we go.
  • Me: Didn't we clean the house two days ag-
  • Mom: K bai.
  • Me: ._.