if u were a plant what kind of plant would u be
Asked by lamphoeraTOUGH CHOICE
IVE BEEN WONDERING WHERE u have been tbh
PROBABLY hibiscus i like them.
A solid choice! Very pretty and very tea
Like, what if I never chose Cactus as my new name? What if I was something else.
I could’ve been a fern. Just a plain ol’ boring fern. post-fern
@post-cactusi’m having an existential crisis
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
Trees are superior and I completely accept this.
I, for one, welcome our arboreal overlords.
are you behind this you sick fuck
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: odd-gelato)
Anyone in New Jersey with a watering can and a green finger hmu
Is this an invitation for gardening or a request for a bang buddy I can’t tell with you fucking plants
Anyone in New Jersey with a watering can and a green finger hmu
@post-cactusfriendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)
I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.