Post Cactus (Posts tagged post-crusade)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Since they’re so popular now, I might as well reveal the others’ Metaphorically Visible Emotions, or MVEs.

  • Apple Bloom: Natura the Apple Blossom of Maturity. It’s actually Apple Bloom’s thoughts on maturing, so it frequently yelps out, “You are now in heat” or, “ There’s Scootaloo, stare at her haunch.” Like Scootaloo, Bloom has the problem where she sometimes takes Natura seriously. >_>
  • Dinky: Ben the Empty Black Dwarf (Star). Basically, it’s the same thoughts that Sweetie had succumbed to; nihilism and the emptiness of reality. Unlike Sweetie, Dinky chooses to ignore it almost completely, which is why she's intelligent, yet spontaneous and positive.
  • Rumble: Clara the Panphobic Cloud. It’s all possible fears wrapped up in a wispy pack of bullshit. He chooses not to listen to it… unless it’s something that he's legitimately afraid of. Examples include large bodies of water, wildfires, and sometimes even Scootaloo.

Don’t get too attached to them, though. Only Clyde plays a key role in PC. The others are just there to acknowledge that they exist (aka your entertainment). You might not even see them all. :/

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New Scripts
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So. New strange and messy stories are lined up for PC 2016. Not all of them will make an appearance and others might pop up later.

  • 33 Shades of Scarlet: Dinky reluctantly holds a sleepover with her two background friends.(Coming up next.)
  • The Cutie Mark Lodge: We take a look at the inner workings of the famous Manehattan CMC, and their new leaders. (Guest starring Babs Seed and Silver Spoon)
  • Apples Piling High: Apple Bloom and Applejack race to see who can buck the most apples in 3 days.
  • Coffee Killer: Sweetie’s new liquid toast store threatens to distract potential customers and business from Rarity’s boutique.
  • The Rumble Games: Apple Bloom loses it and will go to great lengths to win back the love of her life. (Half of you are going to love this.)
  • Hardcover Dragons: Tensions rise when Sweetie is forced to work at the library along with her ex, Spike.
  • Ward of the Devious Duo: Scootaloo documents her time with Rainbow and Pinkie as her co-guardians.
  • Study Hall: Apple Bloom and Dinky try to study for a test they “forgot about” and keep getting distracted.
  • Hiking Date: Rumble and Scootaloo go out for a hike in the Whitetail Wood to collect specimens for a science experiment. (The other half will love this.)
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Just in case you haven’t seen it yet.

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New Scripts

So. New strange and messy stories are lined up for PC 2016. Not all of them will make an appearance and others might pop up later.

  • 33 Shades of Scarlet: Dinky reluctantly holds a sleepover with her two background friends. (Coming up next.)
  • The Cutie Mark Lodge: We take a look at the inner workings of the famous Manehattan CMC, and their new leaders. (Guest starring Babs Seed and Silver Spoon)
  • Apples Piling High: Apple Bloom and Applejack race to see who can buck the most apples in 3 days.
  • Coffee Killer: Sweetie’s new liquid toast store threatens to distract potential customers and business from Rarity’s boutique.
  • The Rumble Games: Apple Bloom loses it and will go to great lengths to win back the love of her life. (Half of you are going to love this.)
  • Hardcover Dragons: Tensions rise when Sweetie is forced to work at the library along with her ex, Spike.
  • Ward of the Devious Duo: Scootaloo documents her time with Rainbow and Pinkie as her co-guardians.
  • Study Hall: Apple Bloom and Dinky try to study for a test they “forgot about” and keep getting distracted.
  • Hiking Date: Rumble and Scootaloo go out for a hike in the Whitetail Wood to collect specimens for a science experiment. (The other half will love this.)
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I was having tacos for dinner with the brother. Then he asked out of nowhere, “So where exactly are you going with Post Crusade?”

At this point, I’m not entirely sure of a general path which PC will take. But I decided to humor him, and talk about some bullshit ideas that came out of my head at that moment.

The result was this. (Contains PC lore, and some spoilers.)

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long post post-crusade buh I'm tired and I don't know how I came up with this in under 30 seconds