Cactus Codex

apexsexualpredator:

gearholder:

we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco:

inspredwood:

communistbakery:

samael:

(via discordsparkle)

anonymoustypewriter:

You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much

(Source: brainbubblegum, via adurot)

mens-rights-activia:

mens-rights-activia:

I have this theory that if you photoshop Sufjan Stevens into the cast of The Office, he wouldn’t look out of place at all 

The reponses on this post still kill me because either 

A.person hasn’t seen the office and therefore are unable to tell which one is sufjan stevens

B.person has seen the office but is still muddy on which one is sufjan 

or C. they all look so tragically photoshopped in this photo that any of them could be sufjan 

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(Source: brovah, via conspicuouslad)

someponys-scribbles:

takashi0:

marches45:

critical-perspective:

smokeybissli:

every times i hear “cummies” which is quite often bc i have the worst mutuals ever i hear “commies” and idk which makes me angrier 

Cummunists.

This is going straight onto the top 10 all time worst tumble posts.

I’m dying.

(via someponys-scribbles)

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(Source: exceptionals, via discordsparkle)

mila-the-mockingbird:

hobrien:

i was going to gif it but then decided the gifs won’t do this scene justice.

Rosa: The math thing isn’t the problem, night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart, you two just need to bone.
Captain Holt: What did you say?
Amy: Don’t say it again.
Rosa: I said you two need to bone.
Captain Holt: How dare you detective Diaz, I am your superior officer!!
Captain Holt: BONE??!!?!
Captain Holt: What happens in my bedroom detective, is none of your business.
Captain Holt: BOOONNNE?!!?
Captain Holt: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.

(via dreamofhircine)

jdlaclede:

alotlikedogs:

I got a Google Home

(via zerojanitor)

adurot:

penroseparticle:

Finally Indiana gets to be good at something

How the hell I’d Made Rite the most iconic place of Iowa? I don’t know a single person who eats at one.

Ditto for Blimpie in NJ. I’ve actually never even heard of that chain before now.

 Apparently they’re all over the Newark-Passaic-Bergen area where all the ~people~ are, so I guess that counts.

(Source: paxamericana)

(Source: reddit.com, via discordsparkle)

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

(via fishermod)

(via jykinturah-mod)

ambris:

stormingtheivory:

tracyalexander:

forgottentrenchcoats:

fluffbuttcas:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

brokenwingsandblackeyedthings:

starlordloki:

darning-socks:

morning routine.png

why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal

Yes they are in every classroom in America

Is that sarcasm

no.

do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??

Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?

My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.

I love everything about this post

(via conspicuouslad)