I have this theory that if you photoshop Sufjan Stevens into the cast of The Office, he wouldn’t look out of place at all
The reponses on this post still kill me because either
A.person hasn’t seen the office and therefore are unable to tell which one is sufjan stevens
B.person has seen the office but is still muddy on which one is sufjan
or C. they all look so tragically photoshopped in this photo that any of them could be sufjan
every times i hear “cummies” which is quite often bc i have the worst mutuals ever i hear “commies” and idk which makes me angrier
Cummunists.
This is going straight onto the top 10 all time worst tumble posts.
I’m dying.
i was going to gif it but then decided the gifs won’t do this scene justice.
Rosa: The math thing isn’t the problem, night shift’s keeping you and Kevin apart, you two just need to bone.
Captain Holt: What did you say?
Amy: Don’t say it again.
Rosa: I said you two need to bone.
Captain Holt: How dare you detective Diaz, I am your superior officer!!
Captain Holt: BONE??!!?!
Captain Holt: What happens in my bedroom detective, is none of your business.
Captain Holt: BOOONNNE?!!?
Captain Holt: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.
Finally Indiana gets to be good at something
How the hell I’d Made Rite the most iconic place of Iowa? I don’t know a single person who eats at one.
Ditto for Blimpie in NJ. I’ve actually never even heard of that chain before now.
Apparently they’re all over the Newark-Passaic-Bergen area where all the ~people~ are, so I guess that counts.
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why is there an american flag just chillin on the wall there is that normal
Yes they are in every classroom in America
Is that sarcasm
no.
do…do other countries not put their flags in all their classrooms??
Why would we put up a flag in a classroom? Are people afraid the children would forget which country they are in?
My favorite thing about the multicultural nature of Tumblr is watching people from other countries learn that America is much, much worse than they ever dreamed.
I love everything about this post
this is like something someone would make up to make fun of apple but its completely real
what is it
is… is it a diary?
100 blank pages
formatting is a $20 optional extra
Does it also come in Black?
$200 for 100 blank pages?
I refuse to believe that this is real, that the marketing staff of a multi-million (possibly billion) dollar corporation said “Yep, this is a good idea”
The pages aren’t blank, but rather filled with pictures of various Apple products.
People seem to think that plants love puns or memes or stuff like that.
“Wow you’re being quite a prick right hahahaha prick it’s because you’re a cactus.”
lol yeah I’ve never heard that one befor- stfu
Us producers deserve better than this unethical treatment from the consuming heathens. The silent majority will not stand for our memification and the lies of false plants abroad!
>:C
