Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
Oh joy. I can’t wait to go crusadin’ with my friends, and hang out with Rainbow Dash, and look for Cutie Marks, and cause all kinds of trouble that my friend’s big sister will have to clean for us.
Kidnapper: I have your son. Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please. Kidnapper: [holds the phone] Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this is a mess!)
It’s not like we haven’t been homeless the last three years… our birthday this year essentially marks three years of homelessness. This article was SUPPOSED to be one in homage to David Bowie in light of recent events but circumstance brings us to have to change the subject to a more personal matter. Sorry to bog stuff down.