Cactus Codex

cixitas:

cixitas:

cixitas:

most of the metric system is great and all but honestly fuck celsius

lemme explain smthn: farenheit is human-centered.

in celsius, you have to use the dumb fucking scale of “0 = ???, 40 = hot as shit” like damn that’s some exponential curve stuff

but with farenheit it’s simple af. 0 is v cold. 100 is v hot. the end.

celsius makes sense for water, but am i water? no, im human.

stop being smug for using a shit temperature system.

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tinker-tanner:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

edvardgrieg-official:

neurophonic:

weloveshortvideos:

x

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

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someponys-scribbles:

flufffluffandfluffy:

frostyswirlcup:

nyclesbian:

fairygodrobot:

hellwolf99:

localstarboy:

what people think programming is vs. how it actually is

@fairygodrobot Is this accurate?

100% Literally Factually Correct

Roflmao this is painful

@blundergato

OMG yep! I’m college life right now x3

Completely this

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ikimaru:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

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discordsparkle:

klubbhead:

@post-cactus

phantomrose96:

Fandom theorizing after a major plot twist like

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thinksquad:

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astr4ltr4in:

TOUGH CHOICE 

IVE BEEN WONDERING WHERE u have been tbh

PROBABLY hibiscus i like them.

A solid choice! Very pretty and very tea

fisherpon:

toopunktofuck:

one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey

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mrrottsonsfurryporndungeon:

You dirty son of a bitch

celestiawept2:

taking commissions for single characters, or backgrounds, etc

the base price is 60$+ and will change depending on your request

more characters/elaborate bg will be $$$ , naturally. not everything has to be pretty like this! i can do single character sketches (with no color) for a slightly smaller price. thats up to you! and what you want!

this is a new commission sheet for July 2017

i will generally draw just about anything, however there are reasonable exceptions! these are some rough to more polished examples of work atm. and as u can see, this is mostly mlp related content but im open to most furry content as well. i DO do nsfw, to an extent. i DO NOT do animation work currently.

im excellent with tone, composition and realistic colors! see older work on my deviantart for comparison! THAT being said, all the artwork showcased here is 2016/2017 era.

only accepting paypal but i am flexible with payment! ////// send me a note on deviantart, preferably, 

otherwise you can contact me via tumblr or set up a chat thru email!

any reblogs will be greatly appreciated!!! 

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seiyoko:

friday night tutorial time

this post is massive but i tried to cover both the conceptual and technical side, hopefully it’s somewhat coherent

continued under cut

Keep reading

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