Post Cactus (Posts tagged reblog)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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imagineyouricon

Imagine everyone who has ever been your icon being locked in a room together for an extended period. 

fetalpile

I have a feeling that a giant flesh balloon, a woman with fetuses on her head, and a literal fetalpile would get along REALLY well.

spitblaze

Of course for me that would just be a regular Venusaur and a Venusaur wearing Majora’s Mask.

monsieurspectre

im stuck with lars

and leon

and amethyst

and notepad

and steven

portaljumper339

Equius, Horuss, E%ecutor Darkleer, and Scootaloo

Well, at least they’ll worship her like a goddess

post-cactus

I’ve changed my icon so many times, I don’t even know. o-o

Let’s see. Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, multiple cacti, and a kawaii sun.

Wait, that sounds familiar…

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broken-pen-draws: “ “I’m sorry, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.” “ […] Übertreiber: So, Rumble is juggling school and being an officer in the local weather patrol? Cactus: Yep. He’s mostly working on free days and from home, though. He’s...
broken-pen-draws

"I’m sorry, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do."

[…]
Übertreiber: So, Rumble is juggling school and being an officer in the local weather patrol?
Cactus: Yep. He’s mostly working on free days and from home, though. He’s more of an advisor. The guy you go to when there’s an issue.
Übertreiber: *adds “very serious-looking Rumble in a military-like uniform sitting behind the desk in his room with some toys on his desk and titling it ‘I’m sorry ma’m, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.’ to his to-draw list*
post-cactus

PEN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

PEN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD reblog fanart-ish
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Sam and Benny

  • Me: Talk of CG Garfield gave me malignent cancer
  • Cactus: Benign tumor: Hey bro. Don't mind me. I'm just growing here and being a dick. I won't kill you, but boy am I annoying as shit. Hey, you got some extra chips?
  • Me: ^I would watch a show about this
  • Cactus: Everyone Loves Benny
  • Me: And the twist right at the end of season 9 is that Benny is actually a traveling comedian that got himself surgically grafted to you one night while you were drunk and has had a hidden camera crew following you around making 9 seasons of a reality TV show
  • Übertreiber: what the fuck am I returning to?
  • Me: =D
  • Merf: cancer
  • Cactus: This show will literally give you cancer
  • Übertreiber: This show will grow on you!
  • Me: Damn I wanna actualyl have this show be real. I reckon that'd be great
  • Me: Sam and Benny the Benign Tumor!
  • Me: I have no idea why I chose sam
  • Übertreiber: *sings* "He's an unemployed web designer"
  • Übertreiber: "He's a benign tumor"
  • Übertreiber: "together they're unstoppable!"
  • Übertreiber: "Saaaaam and Benny!"
  • Cactus: Out at a bar, they check out some ladies.
  • Cactus: Benny: *whistles* See that one over there? Definitely a 4.
  • Cactus: Sam: IIII dunno, she's more of a 7.
  • Cactus: Benny: No, 4 as in stage 4 cancer. Mole on her cheek. She's a goner.
  • Cactus: *laugh track*
  • Übertreiber: *drops off his chair*
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