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“ “I’m sorry, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.”
“ […]
Übertreiber: So, Rumble is juggling school and being an officer in the local weather patrol?
Cactus: Yep. He’s mostly working on free days and from home, though. He’s...](https://66.media.tumblr.com/db460bf4d5f93ae1fbd59497e061063d/tumblr_mzkl3lZ0uN1s0wgpno1_500.jpg)
“I’m sorry, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.”
[…]
Übertreiber: So, Rumble is juggling school and being an officer in the local weather patrol?
Cactus: Yep. He’s mostly working on free days and from home, though. He’s more of an advisor. The guy you go to when there’s an issue.
Übertreiber: *adds “very serious-looking Rumble in a military-like uniform sitting behind the desk in his room with some toys on his desk and titling it ‘I’m sorry ma’m, but I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do.’ to his to-draw list*
PEN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
I got bored so this what Google gives for every state.
kentucky is a state
yup, that about sums it up perfectly
Hell yeah best state B)
Hey ask-michigan, guess what? o3o
(via rickjohnson)
>Don’t update FL for like, ever
>Keeps gaining followers
>Update FL
>Lose 10 people in 24hours
I’m not upset or anything, I’m just confused as hell o3o
I call this the Ask Blog Paradox.
(Source: scherzosscrawlings)
I… I am not happy with how this one came out at all actually. I’m sorry, Cactus, I tried. I just think I failed horribly. OTL
Aww I think it looks great!
*serious face*
TOFFEE. Fallout Equestria in a nutshell.
WELP.
Best fanfic
Fallout Equestria in a nutshell.
I just want to punch tumblr.
There’s something about the way they do the emails that I hate.
Also like 98% of those likes are references I probably will never use!
Sam and Benny
- Me: Talk of CG Garfield gave me malignent cancer
- Cactus: Benign tumor: Hey bro. Don't mind me. I'm just growing here and being a dick. I won't kill you, but boy am I annoying as shit. Hey, you got some extra chips?
- Me: ^I would watch a show about this
- Cactus: Everyone Loves Benny
- Me: And the twist right at the end of season 9 is that Benny is actually a traveling comedian that got himself surgically grafted to you one night while you were drunk and has had a hidden camera crew following you around making 9 seasons of a reality TV show
- Übertreiber: what the fuck am I returning to?
- Me: =D
- Merf: cancer
- Cactus: This show will literally give you cancer
- Übertreiber: This show will grow on you!
- Me: Damn I wanna actualyl have this show be real. I reckon that'd be great
- Me: Sam and Benny the Benign Tumor!
- Me: I have no idea why I chose sam
- Übertreiber: *sings* "He's an unemployed web designer"
- Übertreiber: "He's a benign tumor"
- Übertreiber: "together they're unstoppable!"
- Übertreiber: "Saaaaam and Benny!"
- Cactus: Out at a bar, they check out some ladies.
- Cactus: Benny: *whistles* See that one over there? Definitely a 4.
- Cactus: Sam: IIII dunno, she's more of a 7.
- Cactus: Benny: No, 4 as in stage 4 cancer. Mole on her cheek. She's a goner.
- Cactus: *laugh track*
- Übertreiber: *drops off his chair*
So I decided to suck it up and attempt to do an art and make a cover of my favorite alternate Sweetie Belle. I kinda like how it turned out (but jeeze, it needs a lot of work). I was attempting to copy this. PC now stands for Poorly-Covered.
Pokemon battle screen for Cactus. http://postcrusade-mod.tumblr.com/ in honor of his angry horses.
Haha! Spettro and Clyde as Pokemon! XD
Thanks a bunch for the drawing!
(Source: yours-yearly-sweetie-belle)
The fact that I can just select all of the panels and drag them over to the Post Photo window and they’ll upload just like that makes me happy.
*excited cactus noises*
(Source: post-cactus, via post-cactus)
(Source: 2000ish, via )
Why must all my doctor’s appointments be on Saturdays at 10:30 AM? >:c
Because you’re bad at making appointments.
Well, sorry for still being dependent on my anti-entertainment parents.
And no, I can’t say that I’m busy because “internet and watching television are not excuses.”
(Source: post-cactus)
Idea #6: Magician for Hire
Ponyville would always be a disaster. Trixie had learned that much from her encounters with the town. Even with the aid of a magical artifact, Twilight Sparkle still upstaged and humiliated her. So now, several months and a royal pardon later, Trixie sets out into Equestria to restore her good name. Party tricks, guard duty, she’s willing to attempt almost anything in order to become the Great and Powerful Trixie again.
First things first, Trixie needs a new wagon…
This askblog could be used one of two ways. A sad one where all of Trixie’s endeavors are met with failure, rejection and opposition, with the audience acting as a form of moral support. It could also be more lighthearted, following the many misadventures Trixie ends up in along her journey. However, she would have little to no contact with Twilight and Ponyville itself as she would rather avoid a repeat of “Boast Busters”
Me and some friends have opened up a nice little blog where people can share any blog ideas they have, but lack the time to make. It’s a nice way of looking for inspiration if you’re new to the askblog scene, or if you’d like to give away any ideas for others to use!
So go check it out! Maybe even contribute. owo
(Source: random-gal.deviantart.com, via pony-ask-blog)