Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

dedlok:

kinkiepie:

waldoamadeusbojangles-the3rd:

kinkiepie:

xxdancer321xx:

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”

THAT^^^

its so fucking true it scares me

… You guys realize that California is up there only because of numbers right? A lot of Californians are just pretentious assholes and don’t associate with people.

But then again, when I get drunk I buy fucking pizzas for everyone.

Ever heard of San Francisco? Or maybe Santa Ynez…everyone in Santa Ynez curses up a storm but are super fucking nice as fuck. 

Plus San Francisco is super accepting! (but has a lot of crazy people)

As an Ohioan, I say these are pretty accurate.

Being from New Jersey, I can confirm that we tend to curse a fucking lot.

(Source: nevver)

quillreplies:

I got bored so i started doodling at cactus, who is trying to write a paper.

As you can see, I am currently being distracted from writing a paper. And I’m on Tumblr, so that is not helping.

mlpartconfessions:

Like seriously. Mostly talking about DeviantArt points..

I mean, some people make lineart 1 point which is 2 cents. Lineart is important, I don’t think its worth 2 cents in my opinion.

Some people [NOT NAMING ANYONE] made the price of shaded + background picture cost 300 points which cost $3.75. It might be reasonable but who in the world have 300 points so quickly and willingly to use them all at once? The cost also depends on the quality of the artwork. Start with low prices. Then when you get alot of commissions being ordered you might want to get the prices higher.

- Anonymous

Someone doesn’t understand currency conversion and proportions.

ahappypichu-mod:

ahappypichu-mod:

Hey guys sorry that im going to ask but I don’t think I really have any other choice. Today around 6 PM my Dad told me that we can’t even afford living in the hotel that we were staying in anymore and that he may be able to barely stay in a motel but even that wasn’t too likely. I found that I can stay with a friend though I will need to have $125 just to stay for the first week. Only problem is I’m unemployed, and his Dad is pretty strict about getting paid on time.

So in hopes that I have a place to stay I am opening up commissions. as well as donations with a couple of things I can give you.

if you donate $5-$10 I will write you a thank you email. and tell you how things fare

If you donate $20 I will draw you any kind of sketch (NSFW, SFW, you name it.  (just not Cub nsfw) 

if you donate $30 I will do a colored and shaded sketch. (same rating as above ^^^^ )

If you donate $50 I will draw you a portrait painting of any character or OC of you’re choice.

if you donate $80 I will throw in any painting at any quality, SFW, NSFW, You name it.

if you donate $150 or more I will draw you any picture at any quality, AND throw in $90 worth Renaissance fair wolf mask (One only)  (NSFW, SFW You name it.)

if you donate $200 or more I will draw you any picture at any quality, AND throw in a Traditional Painting Starting Bag that comes with a Canvas and and 2 painting sketch pads. (one in stock only) but I’ll still paint you anything.

Click Here to Donate

If you can’t afford to donate anything then please reblog and spread this it will help a whole lot. 

Thanks for listening 

~ahappypichu

broken-pen-draws:
“ broken-pen:
“ I’m not one for many words, so I’m gonna keep this short:
Happy birthday, Tumblrpon! Thank you for allowing me to meet all the awesome people I’ve met. This picture contains only a fraction of all the wonderful...

broken-pen-draws:

broken-pen:

I’m not one for many words, so I’m gonna keep this short:

Happy birthday, Tumblrpon! Thank you for allowing me to meet all the awesome people I’ve met. This picture contains only a fraction of all the wonderful characters that I’ve had the honor to interact with. This is, hands down, the liveliest and most miraculous community I have ever been in and I do hope it will grow (and mature!) over the next year.

You can grab the full-res version of this picture here. A list of all depicted tumblr users is posted here.

List of depicted people:

Miscellaneous rambling under the page break.

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Happy Birthday Tumblrpon!

And THANK YOU BASED BROKEN-PEN

(via broken-pen-draws)

  • 1) Screenshot your desktop
  • 3) Screenshot your blog
  • 4) Screenshot your post count
  • 5) Screenshot your liked count
  • 6) Screenshot your followers
  • 7) Screenshot your dash
  • 8) Screenshot your favorite blog
  • 9) Screenshot your message count
  • 10) Screenshot your saved url's
  • 11) Screenshot [insert whatever]

An average conversation with me

  • Cactus: April Fools 2014
  • >genderbend everyone
  • >switch up their sexual preferences
  • >???
  • >$$$
  • Mr Quill: FUCK 2014?
  • Mr Quill: AHHHH
  • Mr Quill: I'M GONNA BE 24 NEXT YEAR
  • Mr Quill: AHHH
  • Mr Quill: AHHH
  • Mr Quill: I'M NOT READY TO BE AN ADULT
  • Mr Quill: *SOBS UNCONTROLABLY*