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[ashestoashesjc]

I did a parody of a fansong. That’s strange. It’s based primarily on John Egbert. The original version is by SherclopPones/Lenich, and the extended version was created by ak399g. Parody lyrics and vocals by me.

When you’re rife with devastation
There’s a long ass explanation
You’re an alien’s creation
Stuck inside a froggy gut

And whichever way they play it
Know that we won’t be complacent 
We’ll go through the chatlog pages
‘Till we know just what is up

When I was a little kiddy, a meteor shower over took my city
I traveled to another plane, 
A planet filled with Wind and Shade
So, I climbed one thousand tiers
An echeladder connoisseur

Now, everyone is toast
And my girlfriend is a ghost
But I still love the movie Con Air 

When you’ve irons in the fire
And your loved ones have “retired” 
Don’t abscond, just stay and strife
Until the battle is complete

‘Cause the Condesce hypnotizes 
And the whole world agonizes
Ectochildren stop your crying
And just sing along with me

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[drow-chan]

The best part about this update? Applebutt, clearly.

[postcrusade-mod]

Can’t go wrong with Applebutt.

[sgtpiggy]

i disagree

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… You seriously looked that up.

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[drow-chan]

The best part about this update? Applebutt, clearly.

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Can’t go wrong with Applebutt.

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sturmtruppen:

misanthropic-librarian:

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

Tumblr was blocked on my school’s computer for “entertainment”. “fun” was also filtered.

It was blocked in my school for ‘prohibited friendship content’

It’s blocked in my school for “Social Networking” and “Adult Content.”

But only the login pages and the Dashboard are blocked. Visiting blogs directly works fine. :S

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[paintmodblog]

………

Next time anyone asks for my mod blog: ACCESS DENIED.

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[jerkyhooves]

Parenting 10\10 

[askmeaniebelle]

Hey!  You didn’t answer my questions!  And… do you really think this’ll get me my cutie mark?

[themessengerboy]

Uuuuhuhh……

[extradan]

Final reblog for the night fellows, reblogging for Artsie’s sassy animated jpg

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oh my god

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How sexy is your name?

[zodiaccity]

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

 

• A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
• G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
• N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
• U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

[crashed-cymbal]

Nathan=A pretty sexy name

[musical-medic]

Khloe.
449
DAYUM *shot*

[drakefire352]

Eric

754

ULTIMATE SEXIEST

[swagmcswaggerton]

Mein gott ze awesome me just got ten times more sexy zen I already vas!

 Brandi = 1,192 

Homg I am the ultimate.

[sand-filled-scarecrow]

Zachery… THE ULTIMATE SEXINESS.

…Okay.

[senseidezzy]

984 for Maribel

Damn. This kinda just made my day <3

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Kristian.

1,982

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[kukimao]

And there we go, finally finished.

The background is a little lazy but hey, I’m a little lazy.

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[fiddlemod]

These are really fun to do. :3

Bluetooth - Ask Lying Applejack - Mod Blog
Postcrusade-mod - Post Crusade - Mod Blog - Art Blog
Redhotkick - Ask Big Red Macintosh - Mod Blog [NSFW warning]
Uc77 - Ask Hot Blooded Pinkie - Mod Blog

Holivi - Deviantart
Artrix - Deviantart
FoxInShadow - Mod Blog - Deviantart
Secret-Pony - Mod Blog - Deviantart

AlSkylark - Scootaloo the Adventurer - Mod Blog
Ahappypichu - I’m not Pinkie Pie - Mod Blog
Lenbow - Ask VinylTavia - Mod Blog
Balooga - Ask ValArt - Mod Blog [NSFW warning]

You’re so great at this, Poorlydrawnpony! >v<
And also the first one to do this specific chart, I believe! Congratulations, achievement unlocked!

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(\ >3< /)

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[boulderthedragon]

SHIP TO SHIP COMBAT: PIRATEWORM VS. DEADPIRATE

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST DRD, BUT DO YOU REALLY WANT A DEAD PIRATE? I THINK NOT. THEREFORE THE ONLY REASONABLE CHOICE IS PIRATEWORM, AKA BEST SHIP AND OTP. DON’T BE SWAYED BY LIES, MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE AND GO DOWN WITH YOUR SHIP LIKE AN HONORABLE CAPTAIN, ONLY THIS SHIP AIN’T SINKING. MAKE YOUR MOVE.

GO BIG OR GO HOME.

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I LOVE YOU

YOU HAVE DONE THE SHIP A GOOD SERVICE

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[fuckyeahrarity]

(via RARIDASH by *Fasint)

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[yours-yearly-sweetie-belle]

Fan art by tumblr user post-crusade:

BLOGMOD v0.2 Has Some Minor Glitches (gift for Pen, YYSB)

I’ve always thought that Pen’s use of an “update rendering software” for Yours Yearly was a fantastic idea. It’s nice alternative to the more common “webcam” method of blogging.

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[fiddlemod]

Following Fantasy’s Artist Chart, I decided to make a second version!
Transparent 4784 × 4867px here! Do note that tumblr will inevitably resize the eventual result anyway.

Bluetooth - Ask Lying Applejack - Mod Blog
Postcrusade-mod - Post Crusade - Mod Blog - Art Blog
Redhotkick - Ask Big Red Macintosh - Mod Blog [NSFW warning]
Uc77 - Ask Hot Blooded Pinkie - Mod Blog

Holivi - Deviantart
Artrix - Deviantart
FoxInShadow - Mod Blog - Deviantart
Secret-Pony - Mod Blog - Deviantart

AlSkylark - Scootaloo the Adventurer - Mod Blog
Ahappypichu - I’m not Pinkie Pie - Mod Blog
Lenbow - Ask VinylTavia - Mod Blog
Balooga - Ask ValArt - Mod Blog [NSFW warning]

If I’m missing important links, don’t hesitate to notify me.

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External image

Oh.

Well thanks for adding me! ^^’

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theauthorman:

mlp-captions:

Let’s start with the candy cane one!

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[boulderthedragon]

postcrusade-mod replied to your post: BOY OR GIRL

THAT PIC TAUNTS ME, BOULDER!

JUST AS PLANNED

#SUCCESS

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>:v