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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mangos-art

Scootaflew Factory scoot and JARD sexy night adventure

  • Factory Scoots: Oh yeah. And I bet Flew has sensitive wings~
  • Factory Scoots: Really sensitive wings to nibble~ And massage~ And dominate~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: ...n-no
  • Matthew: SHE DOES
  • Factory Scoots: *Nibbles Flew's wings*
  • Dashaloo: well this escalated quickly
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *pushes factory away* stop...
  • Factory Scoots: Nope~ *Pushes Flew over*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: uhhhhh gamer help
  • Matthew: Sorry looking for coins
  • Matthew: c:
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: -shakes head- comon!!!
  • Factory Scoots: *Nibbles ear*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *pushes head away* stop it...please
  • Factory Scoots: Why should I, you obviously like it~ *Nibbles wings*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *blushes* ...no i don't...
  • Factory Scoots: Yes you do~ *Pins limbs an nibbles wings harder*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *whimpers*
  • Factory Scoots: Maybe I should dress you up in a french maid costume and have you trot around the Rainbow Factory~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: w-why would i agree to that?
  • Factory Scoots: Because I'm bigger and older than you~ And I'm going to break you~ *Nibbles your wings more*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash) watch quietly the scene
  • Factory Scoots: You interested in joining~?
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): i... can i?
  • Factory Scoots: Of course~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *looks at j.a.r.d* n-no help me...
  • Factory Scoots: Oh she'll help you all right~ *Nibbles ear* She'll help you enjoy this~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *nibble flew other ear~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *kiss flew neck~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *kiss flew cheeks~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *blushing a great deal* S-stop *jumps up to get away*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *grab flew by the legs and bring her back~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): you cant escape
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: ((brb i goto make super :T ))
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): come one Facto scoot help me here~
  • Factory Scoots: *Grabs Flew's wings, nibbling on them to keep her in place*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: ((nvm))
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *trying to get out* c-comon guys it's not funny anymore...let me go...
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *go get a mysterious box~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): oh you gonna love this.
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *open the box
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *a pretty and sexy Maid outfit is inside
  • Factory Scoots: Why should we let you go before you get all cute~ *Holds Flew in place*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: im not putting that...on
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *dress flew up in the cute and sexy outfit~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Well you dont have a choice~
  • Factory Scoots: You don't have a choice. *Lets go of Flew after the dress is put on.* So cute~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): awww look at her.
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): so cute, and sexy rawrr~
  • Factory Scoots: Oh, and you're not wearing panties it seems! *places hoof under Flew's dress*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): oups my bad i forgot them at home hehehe~
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *jump up* eep no
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): here let me get something.
  • Factory Scoots: Oh, and what about those ropes for your wings~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *come back with a vibrator with a little remote for the intensity.
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *moves away slowly while they're getting the stuff*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): hey come back here
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *flys off* n-no!
  • Factory Scoots: *Pulls wings to keep Flew down*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): you cant fly your wings are tied up
  • Factory Scoots: *Ties up wings*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *sits there embarrassed*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): now facto hold her when i put the vibro in.
  • Factory Scoots: *Holds Flew's legs open*
  • TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush): What in the high fuck is going on in here?
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *starts kicking* nonononononononono
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Nothing Tj go away
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *put it in.
  • TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush): T.J.*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): here we go
  • TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush): TJMC (Pirate Dash/Mic Boom/Autumn Rush) leaves
  • Factory Scoots: We're ineticating the new Scoots~
  • Dashaloo: Dashaloo will have to draw this scene later
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): here facto take the vibro remote.
  • Matthew: Matthew pushes tj away, shush you
  • Factory Scoots: *Takes remote and turns it up slowly*
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *squeeks a bit in surprise*
  • Factory Scoots: I think she likes it~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *get over flew and give her a long and moist kiss~
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): *then facto get a kiss too~
  • [Θ][Σ] Scherzo: ...wat
  • Factory Scoots: *Kisses Flew too, turning the remote up ever so slightly*
  • Matthew: NO
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): Lol
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *cries a bit* assholes...
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): alright im done here she all yours facto. *fly away on a cloud not so far away* but im still watching you~
  • Factory Scoots: Oh well, looks like the game is up. *Lets Flew go*
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): and then they all fuck
  • Mangos (Just-Ask-Rainbow-Dash): The end.
  • Matthew: ,c,
  • Scootaflew/Argon [T.D.F]: *punches factory in the face and flys away*
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dreamofhircine
shithowdy

That link leads to a random Wikipedia page. From your random page, the goal is to try and get to Hitler’s page through only following links.  Don’t cheat and click on something you think won’t get you to the page, you have to try to reach it. You win if it takes you less than six clicks.

pedhua

Australian rules football in Samoa > Australian rules football in Germany > Germany > Adolf Hitler

easy af

openmypandorica

Tex Wilson > 1946 deaths > 1940’s deaths > 1945 deaths > Adolf Hitler

openmypandorica

I did it again because I used Google for the other one.

Fox (animal) >  United Kingdom > Germany > World War II > Adolf Hitler

death-0f-the-endless

Alexis Krasilovsky > Andy Warhol > Austria-Hungary > German Empire > Nazi Germany > Adolf Hitler

c-d-e

Started at Portuguese WIne. Clicked on the first, non-grammer link on each page. Eventually got into a cycle of fact, proven, evidence, etc. Didn’t work.

sturmtruppen

You couldn’t do it because you played it wrong.

I started at Portugese Wine > German Wine > Germany > Adolf Hitler

post-cactus

Sachs Harbour (David Nasogaluak Jr. Saaryuaq) Airport > Canada > Nazi Germany > Adolf Hitler

Too easy.

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coolstorybrony:
“ So after I finished the sketch of the next update and listened to some random piano song about 18 times, I felt like trying a new style for no adequately explained reason, so here’s Summerset done in a really crappy sketchy style....
coolstorybrony

So after I finished the sketch of the next update and listened to some random piano song about 18 times, I felt like trying a new style for no adequately explained reason, so here’s Summerset done in a really crappy sketchy style. On a semi-related note, that disturbingly disproportional body is the result of drawing while on heavy pain medication. Don’t try this at home, kiddos.

post-cactus

SHE’S SO ADORABLE! AND YELLOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!

Summerset Sketch reblog
toonboy92484
toonboy92484:
“ thebookescape:
“ rfscootaloomod:
“ askthedoctorallons-y:
“ joeywaggoner:
“  They keep miss-spelling Waggoner as Wagoner, Waggner, Wagner and Marsapan.
I don’t understand that last one.
”
not really too much of a spell wrong but it...
joeywaggoner

They keep miss-spelling Waggoner as Wagoner, Waggner, Wagner and Marsapan.

I don’t understand that last one.

askthedoctorallons-y

not really too much of a spell wrong but it annoys me when people put my name as

San Miguel Jones

its SanMiguel not San Miguel.. Its one full word not 2 separate ones….

Just because SanMiguel means Saint Michael in English doesn’t mean you space both words. Learn to Spanish……

Also people say it as Sam Miguel. But that doesn’t annoy me cause I’ve got the nickname “Sam” in high school cause my first name is too long for them lol

rfscootaloomod

I often get people calling me Hunter. But the issue it this… My name is Connor, not Hunter. And at all other times I need to say “it’s ‘OR’ not ‘ER’” or “that’s two ‘N’s not one.”

thebookescape

With the spelling of “Connor”, I have the exact same problems. And no one (not even my grandma) gets the spelling of my first name right (full or nickname) :/

toonboy92484

You would not believe how many times people sneak an ‘L’ into ‘Carson’.  And there’s also the butchering of ‘T.J.’  How can you screw up two letters?

post-cactus

If I had a quarter for every time someone called me Kristen (female name) instead of Kristian (sounds like Christian), I’d had enough to load into automatic coin shooter, pelt you with those quarters and cause serious injuries.

And let’s not get started with spelling it. It’s a “K”, people! A “K”!! AND OF COURSE THERE’S NO “H”!!!

Last name? It’s a Spanish name, so the technical pronunciation of Vàsquez is VAS-kehz. Some people say Vas-kwehz (because of “qu”), but that’s fine in my book. :/

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