Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

mini-scootaloo: “ HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! I tried listing some of my favorite blogs but i had to leave a few out sadly, So sorry! I wanted to add ask Banana, that cute chubby pony and ScootaBelleBloom as Meanie Belle but I think I like crippled my hand...

mini-scootaloo:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

I tried listing some of my favorite blogs but i had to leave a few out sadly, So sorry! I wanted to add ask Banana, that cute chubby pony and ScootaBelleBloom as Meanie Belle but I think I like crippled my hand making these so, sorry! And sorry to gamer Scoots, you pony here looks like craaaap!

in order from left to right:

This took FOREVER but worth it!

enjoy the rest of your holiday!

Aww, thanks! Hope you have a great Thanksgiving, too! ^_^

(via starvingdream)

scootaleukemia: “ You’ve floored me. Over 500 followers in such a short amount of time. Y’know, when little Scootaleu first joined the Tumblrverse, it was solely to satiate the sick desire of my FiMFiction followers to make poor Scoots suffer even...

scootaleukemia:

You’ve floored me.

Over 500 followers in such a short amount of time.

Y’know, when little Scootaleu first joined the Tumblrverse, it was solely to satiate the sick desire of my FiMFiction followers to make poor Scoots suffer even more than in Make a Wish. I hesitantly agreed, if only to make them shut up. I came here with no artistic skill, no friends in this community, and a tablet from 1998.

Now a little over a month later, here I am with more than 500 of you goobers watching my every move. I should be proud… But more than anything, I’m thankful. Some of the best friends I’ve made have been in the short time I’ve joined Tumblr, and all of them have been a huge help to me both in getting started and in keeping going.

Post-Crusade (dtcx97): Your shameless promotion of Scootaleukemia was what got this blog its first 100 followers by the second time I logged in. I can’t thank you enough for getting me started off on the right foot.

Pregnant Scootaloo (SamRose): You and I both know I write a novel about this “thank you” stuff, but I also know you don’t like lengthy writing like mine so I’ll keep this brief as possible. You’re far and away the best friend I’ve made here. Your blog was the final inspiration to start mine, and the little crossover you wrote was just phenomenal. But the most important thing I’ve learned from you is what it means to have motivation. The very first thing you said to me was, “You’re the reason I’m going to make so many people cry.” If that wasn’t a challenge, nothing is. That necessity to not only match, but improve upon my work with each update, that twisted motivation to fill as many sponges with the tears of my followers as possible, it came from you. Thanks, bro. You’re freakin’ awesome.

Gamer Scootaloo (Matt): I just realized how much I wrote for Sam and really don’t wanna make this a rampart of text, so I’ll keep this short. You’ve got to be the most enthusiastic person I know, seriously. Whenever I’m tired or bored, and really don’t feel like working on anything, your perpetual supply of capital letters compels me to get up and do something with my time. Also you draw great pronz.

Corrupted Discipline (Dezzy): Just keep being you, Dezzy. It makes the world a better place.

I know I’m not including a lot of people, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love all you guys. Everyone involved in The Coop, the other people in our chat, and of course, my adorable puppy. Every single one of you has made a huge difference in this blog and my life, and I’m privileged to know each of you.

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Arbitrary hug is arbitrary.

Glad you all like seeing Scootaloo suffer so much this blog as much as I like making it. We’re just gettin’ started guys, get ready for fun.

~CoolStoryBrony

Many congrats to you reaching 500 follows! You have a great blog and I just can’t wait for the rest of the story to unfurl! :D

Now if only you updated more…

(Source: scootalu)

Even treason may be worth a try.: Ugh I have all this Radiohead music →

tempusfidgets.tumblr.com

tempusfidgets:

spectrumofstupid:

tempusfidgets:

that I legitimately bought with legitimate money in a legitimate store. Like, not just Radiohead Radiohead stuff, but like, various genre tributes like a bluegrass tribute album and a strings tribute album and an electronic tribute album and an album of covers (called Exit Music - Songs with Radio…

Kid A is a bad album.

You think so? I rather liked it myself. Then again, it was one of the first albums of Radiohead I had, along with having gotten into it when How to Disappear Completely (And Never Be Found Again) kind of spoke to me as a person still sort of under the haze of behaviorial drugs. As an album, it is weak I suppose, but I still really like individual tracks from it. I think Amnesiac and Hail to the Thief might be my favorites overall.

OMG A Hail to the Thief fan! :D

(via tempusfidgets)

scootoaster: “ MAN, THIS TOOK US FOREVER. I’m not gonna go into the whole “couldn’t have done it without you guys” cliché and I’m too tuckered out to list everyone here, so if you see this, just assume that I’m grateful. See if you can recognize...

scootoaster:

MAN, THIS TOOK US FOREVER.

I’m not gonna go into the whole “couldn’t have done it without you guys” cliché and I’m too tuckered out to list everyone here, so if you see this, just assume that I’m grateful. See if you can recognize yourself! Sorry if you didn’t make it in. We only had a limited number of toasters to work with… even if that limit was pretty huge.

OMG the lineless one! :D

Congrats on 750, you crazy toaster!

(via )

fuck-no-my-little-pony: “ welp they found out and just what you thought they may do Flipping the shit out ” Well, shit. I’m on fuck-no-my-little-pony. I thought that this would happen eventually, but not like this. Granted, I overreacted like a...

fuck-no-my-little-pony:

welp they found out and just what you thought they may do

Flipping the shit out 

Well, shit. I’m on fuck-no-my-little-pony. I thought that this would happen eventually, but not like this.

Granted, I overreacted like a bitch. But at least I didn’t go on an outrageous rant filled with misspellings and death threats. Now that’s flipping the shit out.

Love this blog, by the way. :P

(via fucknomylittleponyisclosed)

Bronycon

jordandapony:

hi-scootaloo:

Only $1,551US to get to New York - Easy

Maybe $250 to get into the hotel where everyone’s staying? - Piece of cake

This year it was $40 to get into the ‘con - I can afford that

Make it $2,500 to dick around NY for a week with mates in total - simple enough

IF

I KNEW

THE DATE

>n<

0$ To get to New York

700$ To get into the hotel and stay for 3 days.

50$+ To make prints. 

100$ To buy crap

50$ For food

$0 to get to New York (or wherever they’re holding it)

$0 for the hotel because I can just go to my house and sleep

$40-50 to get into the con

$0 for prints because I won’t make any. :/

$75 to buy crap and buy food

And that’s assuming that I can go to Bronycon this year.

(via angels-guts)

drdala: “ melon-meringue: “ HANGING BARACK OBAMA? What the Fuck , Barack Obama dummy hung up at a Louisiana SHELL Gas station [bay meadows road ]. I got this image in a txt from my mother’s friend,and she’s suggesting to boycott Shell gas stations. I...

drdala:

melon-meringue:

HANGING BARACK OBAMA?

What the Fuck , Barack Obama dummy hung up at a Louisiana SHELL Gas station  [bay meadows road ]. I got this image in a txt from my mother’s friend,and she’s suggesting to boycott Shell gas stations.

I am truly disgusted wtf.

I am not sure who else is hanging up there with him,but I don’t think it’s good.

this is gross!

So this is what has become of American politics.

Can’t wait ‘til I turn 18. :/

(Source: melon-meringue-blog, via dreamofhircine)