- me, using a ouija board: A... L... I... V... E...
- friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it's alive????
- me: idk i'll keep going
- me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..
- friend:
- me: shit this is a Bee Gee board
HE MADE A NEW HISTORY OF !!
on the third day, jesus was coming out of his cave and he was doing just fine
friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)
I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.
I don’t understand this weird new trend where we all pretend we just figured out corporate social media is an advertising tool. Like we’ve been lied to or something, and believed Denny’s started a tumblr just to hang out with us. It’s truly bizarre. And then the other half of the trend, where we just sort of yell at or try to mock the social media accounts as an anti-capitalist statement is just as weird but for a different reason… These accounts obviously aren’t run by like, the CEOs of the company. The only people seeing these ‘sick burns’ are the social media staff, who have nothing to do with all the unsavory shit we all despise about corporations. They’re probably underpaid, and their literally job is just “Hey make a funny informal ad” or “Hey interact with human beings”. It’s the online equivalent of doing this shit to cashiers at stores. Can you imagine that? Some cashier is like “Have a nice day” and someone responds “Your false corporate kindness is TRANSPARENT” and then screenshots it to brag about it later? It’s really super weird.
A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted
life is fragile and beautiful
At the groceries store
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN
this arouses me sexually