Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

prettyponyplot:

First and last time. Never again. Not even in my thoughts. Not even in your thoughts. No.

(A bit too square, but whatever)

DEAR GOD

It’s only been a day and we have toaster porn!? But… why… how do they… HUH?!?!

(via )

teenage-crusaders-answers:

askgamerrarity:

wolvan:

ask-brony-deadpool:

Quick little service announcement.

If you see a post with an image like this (minus the MS paint lines and text), do not click the image link.


It’s a virus and you run the risk of infection!

First, it will post on your primary blog and when you delete it, it will post again. If you clicked it do this:

1.) Leave the site
2.) Instantly delete the post from YOUR PRIMARY BLOG
3.) Go to options > apps and revoke access of TumViewer! 

It is a virus, darlings. No matter how tempting it is to click it, I think we can all do without what it entails.

Of course, it is a simple fix so don’t go and fret about it~! Spread the word!

Y’all heard them! I deleted my other post with the real link to this thing! Like I said(and many more), do not reblog OR download ANYTHING with this image/link!

One more thing. It automatically adds itself as to your Following list.

Go the Following page and remove it from there, too!

(Source: kazard, via teenage-crusaders-answers-deact)

discordsparkle:

askscootabot:

pregnantscootaloo:

mini-scootaloo:

teenage-crusaders-answers:

SL: WHAT HAVE YOU BUCKING DONE TO ME!?!?!?

hehe this is funny.

Scootaloo: …I really don’t know how to feel about this…

Mod: Haha, oh my god this is hilarious XD

(( Wait, is this a mix of all Scootaloos? Pfff! ))

Nowhere near all of ‘em. Needs Gamer, Green Lantern, Brutal, Crinkle, Pregunta and more

COMBINE ALL OF THE SCOOTALOOS!

(Source: ask-sonic-and-rainbow-dash)

Gonna be closing this blog soon and starting something new. It has literally become impossible to go anywhere without being mistaken for being scootahipster when i was infact here first. Im sorry if you guys really liked this blog but I just really need to do something new. Trust me I really don’t want to do this but its looking like i have to.

*sad sigh*

Sorry to see everything go downhill. But I support your decision and wish you luck in wherever your new ideas take you.

(Source: jordan-the-griffin-blog)

Protesters in Libya, furious at the attacks on the American embassy earlier this month, have taken over the headquarters occupied by the Islamist group tied to the attack. →

cnn.com

shortformblog:

I am sorry, America,” said one such protester. “This is the real Libya.” Early in the day yesterday, thousands of protesters gathered in Libyan streets to denounce the attacks and disown the sentiments of Ansar al-Sharia, the Islamist group suspected of carrying them out. Later in the night, an offshoot of several hundred protesters split off and stormed the Ansar al-Sharia headquarters. They torched a vehicle, but managed to assume control of the compound without firing any shots. Some of those involved claim to have freed 20 captives held inside.

(Source: shortformblog, via dreamofhircine)

askmeaniebelle:

Ask Meanie Belle #96

I got quite the collection, huh?  So far I have:

Stalkerloo: http://askstalkerloo.tumblr.com/

Scootabot: http://askscootabot.tumblr.com/

Lesboloo: http://ask-lesboloo.tumblr.com/

Lesboloo: http://ask-lesboloo.tumblr.com/

Scootahipster: http://askscootahipster.tumblr.com/

Scootaboo: http://ask-scootaboo.tumblr.com/

and Crinkleloo: http://crinkleloo.tumblr.com/

Not a bad start… now if I could just find the rare and elusive

Gamer Scootaloo: http://gamerscootaloo.tumblr.com/

Brutaloo: http://ax-brutaloo.tumblr.com/

and Pregunta Scootaloo: http://preguntascootaloo.tumblr.com/

Hrmmm… now that I think about it, I’m not sure this is a collection or a chicken farm.

PC Scootaloo: Ha ha! You can’t find me in my hospital bed! *hides under covers*

((Mod: That’s quite the chicken farm you have there.))