Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

HOW FUCKIN' DARE YOU NOT BE SUPER SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR SHIPS THIS MAKES ME SUPER SERIOUSLY ANGRY THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPER SERIOUSLY ANGRY ABOUT YOUR SHIPS! I WILL NOW SEND YOU A TWENTY PAGE ESSAY ON WHY I'M ANGRY AND YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY SO YOU CAN WRITE YOUR TWENTY PAGES AND WE CAN GO BACK AND FORTH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Asked by samroseiswatchingyou

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Living carnivorous spiked plant insectoid

Asked by samroseiswatchingyou

1. First impression: “IT’S THE PREGNANT HORSE GUY”

2. Truth is: *A* Seriously one of the greatest friends I’ve ever had the honor to have. Need I say more?

3. How old do you look: Old enough to get drunk off his ass and on the floor.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: The whole idea of a pregnant Scootaloo was hiliarious to me. Then you tore out my feelings.

5. Have you ever made me mad: N/A

6. Best feature: HE TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: maybeeee~

8. You’re my: cuddly fluffy Sam plushie

9. Random attribute: He’s a fan of RainBelle (MS Rain Catcher x PC Sweetie Belle). So silly but I shouldn’t be talking because I support it too. :I