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[askpoorlydrawnpony]

I’ve regretted everything I’ve done today already so why the heck not put this here. :U

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*coughs*

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Death of a Pen

• Übertreiber: o.o
• Übertreiber: o_o
• Übertreiber: o ____ o
• Übertreiber: O ______________ oo
• Übertreiber: f efo O- -_ -__-_--_O
• Übertreiber: oOoo_--Oo_Oo_Opo
• Übertreiber: o-DdoOo_d
• Übertreiber: *dead*

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[postcrusade-mod]

Okay. So yesterday, I attempted to post a link to a Skype chat to try to get a little group going. But both Tumblr and Skype were derping a bit, and I kept reposting it thinking that it was fixed.

So screw the link. If you want to be part of the little group, just add “dtcx97” to Skype and simply ask. ^^’

That is, if you want to…

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Celebrating 6 months of porn discussions, video game discussions, world domination planning, butt touching, and general friendship. ^_^

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Serpentes Cactaceae (part 2)

• Sam Rose: Well hello there my cactusy friend o3o
• Cactus: *purr*
• PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Snakes purr?
• Sam Rose: This one does
• Sam Rose: Cause he's my very best friend o3o
• Cactus: *hisses at anyone who wants to take my samsung*
• Chaos Bolt: Why is Cactus a creeper?
• Cactus: *bites Chaos*
• Cactus: enjoy the feelssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
• PoorlyDrawnPony/93HitCombo: Probably because he likes little girls. :3
• Cactus: (WAT)
• Chaos Bolt: NOT THAT KINDA CREEPER

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Serpentes Cactaceae

• Cactus: *slithers back in* hello guysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
• Übertreiber: oh god
• Übertreiber: it's the terrifying cactus snake.
• Übertreiber: a mate from the outback warned me about these
• Übertreiber: they've got a poison called feelsotoxin of which a single drop can easily kill 2300 grown adults.
• Cactus: *slithers up to Pen*
• Übertreiber: nuuuh

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[injured-tool-of-writing]

Fix-It Anon can fix your story’s central conflict in one ask.

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When Pen Returns after a Day (Toothpaste)

• Übertreiber pulls Baro and the pencil who is a cactus into the hug.
• Übertreiber: CHAT GROUP CUDDLE
• Citrus Shift: OMG HUGS
• Citrus Shift: I LOVE HUGS *squee*
• Cactus makes it rain toothpaste
• Cactus: WEIRD FETISH HUG TIME
• Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: hug orgy~
• Übertreiber: Übertreiber licks toothpaste from Chaos' face.
• Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: :U
• Cactus: hawt
• Chaos Bolt: .///////////.
• Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: I'd ship it ;U
• Sam Rose: *Judging you*
• Chaos Bolt: I think Nagu would hunt me down
• Übertreiber: Shhhh.
• Übertreiber: There is no Nagu.
• Übertreiber: It's only you
• Übertreiber: and me
• Übertreiber: and a minty-fresh breath.
• Aquinas/Forgetful Twilight: XD
• Chaos Bolt: yum~
• Chaos Bolt: and hang gliders
• Übertreiber drops Chaos.
• Übertreiber: WE'VE GOT HANG GLIDERS HERe?
• Citrus Shift: [11:37 AM] Übertreiber:
• <<< It's only you
• and me
• and a minty-fresh breath
• this is the best thing i've ever read
• ever
• Citrus Shift: 10/10 fucking majestic
• Übertreiber runs away in search of the gliders.

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God dammit. I’m busy with something while talking to someone else and EVERYONE JUST STARTS GOING NUTS WITH ACTIVITY AND AAAAAAHHH!!!!

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Cackle at the Creepy

• Mr Squill: *giggles loudly*]
• Cactus: ?
• Mr Squill: pinkie says laugh when you are afraid
• Mr Squill: i am constantly afraid
• Mr Squill: so i am forever laughing
• Cactus: ._.
• Mr Squill: hahaha
• Mr Squill: haha
• Mr Squill: hA HAHA HAHAHAHAH
• Mr Squill: AHAHAHAHAH
• Mr Squill: AHAHAHA
• Mr Squill: HAAAA HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA
• Mr Squill: *goes wide eye'd and gasps for breath* HAHAHA HAH HAHAHA
• Mr Squill: HAHAHA

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God damn it, I just made that post.

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Dear [person I’m talking about].

Don’t fucking add 100 people to a chat group so suddenly.

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Everyone else is jelly ‘cause they can’t get the booty.

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Damn it.