Cactus Codex

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Headcanon Theories, Act 2

  • Übertreiber: Oh
  • Übertreiber: what
  • Übertreiber: if
  • Übertreiber: there
  • Übertreiber: was an
  • Übertreiber: Old Ponyville?
  • Übertreiber: That has been abandoned for reasons?
  • Cactus: That's my headcanon
  • Übertreiber: And the Apple family founded New Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: But people didn't like talking about Old Ponyville.
  • Übertreiber: So they just dropped the "New" part.
  • Chaos Bolt: Could Old Ponyville have been Sunny Town?
  • Übertreiber: omfg
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber literally makes an "omfg" sound.
  • Chaos Bolt: ...is that a good or a bad omfg?
  • Cactus: There have been 2 attempts to recolonize the area bordering the forbidden forest. The original was abandoned after the events surrounding Luna's banishment ('member that?). The first attempt to recolonize that area had a bad end. The second attempt (made by Granny's family) was successful.
  • Übertreiber: Ponyville originally was Sunny Town which was the city near the Royal Sisters' Castle.
  • Übertreiber: Ponies never found out what happened to its twin village, Loony Town.
  • Chaos Bolt: Except one...
  • Übertreiber: We're onto something big here ...
  • Chaos Bolt: Could we have found where Pinkie learned how to break the 4th wall and gained the power of cartoon physics?
  • Cactus: ohboy
  • Übertreiber: Imagine it.
  • Übertreiber: The Castle of the Pony Princesses.
  • Cactus: *marvels at the things we've have unearthed*
  • Übertreiber: And two towns next to it.
  • Übertreiber: Sunny Town and Loony Town.
  • Übertreiber: (Or however you call dat second one.)
  • Übertreiber: Then, Nightmare Moon happens.

Headcanon Theories, Act 1

  • Cactus: Now. Let's go over how Ponyville has been around for centuries (Winter Wrap Up), but was founded in Granny Smith's lifetime (Family Appreciation Day).
  • Übertreiber: #oldasfuckponies
  • Chaos Bolt: Granny Smith died in the Everfree Forest to Timberwolves, but some magic in there brought her back to life as well as extending it to an unknown length.
  • Übertreiber: ^
  • Übertreiber: Sounds legit.
  • Chaos Bolt: Possibly related to Zap Apples, but that effect is only found in their wild variants
  • Übertreiber: When Granny Smith died, Applejack couldn't accept the fact she'd lost the last parenting relative and brought her granny back in a satanic ritual.
  • Chaos Bolt: and the last wild Zap Apple tree died from the invasive insects that foreign Timberwolves brought to the forest.
  • Chaos Bolt: wait WHAT
  • Chaos Bolt: Discorded Plot Twist: When the storyline is obvious and nothing interesting/cruel happens
  • Cactus (Diaries / PC): Dis PT: HEY GUYS. Scoot's becomes happy and Sweetie reforms herself and everything is rainbows and sunshines in the end!

Paper Sources

  • Bad Bloom: So how many tree's would it take to make thoses paper pony's in that mile stone? 19 full grow trees. 20 if you count the globe.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): The globe is plastic. >.<
  • Bad Bloom: Lies! And you know it. I'm just glad bad bloom wasn't made. Then it would be 21. You so going get beat up by tree hugging hippie for cutting there tree's down.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): *PR voice* All paper ponies have been made by using special trees from a controlled woodland area.
  • Bad Bloom: And where is this controll woodland area at... Hmmm?
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): In Northern Ontario, Canada.
  • Bad Bloom: Really? Then how do you explain Apple Bloom then?
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): That is a loaded question. :v
  • Bad Bloom: Did you use apple trees for her... Answer the question!
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): No. We use cork oak.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): Sweetie is pine. Scootaloo is maple. Dinky is sycamore. Rumble is driftwood.
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): The rest are micellaneous trees.
  • Bad Bloom: I didn't think canda had all those type's of trees. (You know you should make post for this as a joke.)
  • Cactus (Post Crusade): We imported them and keep them in a greenhouse.

Going Through Old Posts

  • Übertreiber: FUCK!
  • Übertreiber: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber backflips out of the window.
  • Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): Que paso?
  • Übertreiber: I thought it would be a nice idea to look at TC's older posts.
  • Übertreiber: It wasn't.
  • Übertreiber: It wasn't at all.
  • Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): XDDD
  • Übertreiber: http://two-coloured.tumblr.com/post/37748613216
  • Übertreiber: Übertreiber digs a hole, buries himself and starts twerking anxiously.
  • Rainbow Cactus (PC + Diaries): *laughs to death*

Boom. Remarried.

  • So my Tumblr-husband divorced me and I separated from their family. What is a guy to do? Remarry in the other chat!
  • Derpy(K.Reed): waitwhat
  • Derpy(K.Reed): i just got back wtf
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): DERPY
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): MARRY ME
  • Derpy(K.Reed): YES
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): *audience gasps*
  • Derpy(K.Reed): YES I SHALL
  • Derpy(K.Reed): ;w;
  • Two Coloured: *plays wedding music*
  • Derpy(K.Reed): ono wait, wat, now?
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): KISS ME YOU FOOL
  • Two Coloured: aww they look so cute together
  • Two Coloured: the talk of the town
  • Derpy(K.Reed): OKAI? -kisses you-
  • EAT IT, CHRIS AND COMPANY!

How I Met Your Sister

  • SUBTLE BENDS: haha, I'd totally be asking the same questions
  • SUBTLE BENDS: meet a random guy on the internet and it turns out you go to school with his sister
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): well i go to a county high school not the townships
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): An ABC Family original movie
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): XD PC STAHP XDDDDD
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): :3
  • SUBTLE BENDS: oh god i can picture the trailer in my head
  • Cacti (PC + Diaries): "A WHOLE NEW KIND OF FAMILY"
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): but still it would be cool to just like chill with you discord
  • SUBTLE BENDS: TWO GUYS
  • SUBTLE BENDS: A WHOLE WORLD OF POSSIBILITY
  • SUBTLE BENDS: BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN
  • SUBTLE BENDS: ONE GUY
  • Draw-It-Jordan (Hipsterloo): unless you are creepy and awkward and oh god im sounding like a douche canoe ; - ;
  • SUBTLE BENDS: KNOWS THE OTHER GUY'S
  • SUBTLE BENDS: SISTER
  • SUBTLE BENDS: *music*
  • SUBTLE BENDS: *random action scenes*
  • SUBTLE BENDS: *best joke in the movie*

Headcanon Ships

  • my anti-stolidity beard: i ship postphilliac harder
  • my anti-stolidity beard: pls no hate for it being a straight ship
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): >postphilliac
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): Wait wait
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): Who's the -philliac?
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): Egophilliac?
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): I don't even know her!
  • my anti-stolidity beard: you do in my headcanon
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): O_O
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): o_o
  • Torta di Cactus (Post Crusade): ._.

Our Little Corner

  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): (chuckle)
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): Ahaha
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): Fair enough.
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): In all seriousness...
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): For the past little while...
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): With all the drama...
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): Everyones so angry and calling each other out and shit...
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): Screencaps, recordings, mobs of anon.
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): And we're just here in our little corner like...
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): Yo.
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): Sup.
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): I drew something today.
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): (y)
  • Spectrum (200% Nigga): Looks nice.