Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus
lol Fisher made me do it
…Oh…my…god…
It is absolutely GLORIOUS! Truly DeadPirate is the ship that will burn other ships to the ground and will pile the bodies it needs to just to be true OTP! I can’t even… this entry is literally TOO AMAZING! Oh my god <3
You sir have blown my mind!
The battle is over.
*changes name and flees to Cambodia*
In celebration of True Love, time honored traditions, and shipping abroad, I hereby announce the Motherly Scootaloo DeadPirate Shipping contest!
Rules and Guidelines
To enter, all you have to do is submit a drawing DeadPirate in love (could be on a date, cuddling, watching a movie, anything so long as it shows they are truly in love!).
The picture can be rated no higher than PG-13. It must qualify as ‘safe for work’, and cannot contain any copious amounts of blood, sex, or full nudity (partial nudity is okay)
ALL SUBMISSION MUST BEST SENT TO SAMROSEMODBLOG.TUMBLR.COM
The contest ends April 25th
Pirate Dash References: http://askpiratedash.tumblr.com/
Dead Rainbow Dash References: http://askdeadrainbowdash.tumblr.com/
Prizes
Every single person who enters this contest will have their OC or Pony of choice drawn. EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. That means it doesn’t matter if your picture is the best or not, all you have to do is enter to win! Your OC will be drawn in a picture very similar to this and this.
3rd place for ‘best picture’ will not only win the above drawing, but also get a full colored single pony commission from me.
2nd place will get the OC pony drawn, as well as up to a two-pony full commission (simple background included, and can be NSFW if desired)
1st place can choose between the above options, or an important ‘background’ role in Motherly Scootaloo (to be discussed and confirmed as okay with said participant).
When the contest is over, I will announce the winners here as well as on my Mod Blog! Happy entering everyone!
DeadPirate OTP ^_^
The imperialist DeadPirate aggressors continue to spew their lies about our Dear Leader and his teachings.
We shall not take it anymore. In order to restore true order, we must act. And we will.
This is your 14th warning.
It’s funny because I don’t ‘recruit’ people into the DeadPirate army. They just know it’s better by nature.
Volunteers are better than forced/brainwashed into a cult =3
One of my admirals was scared to admit that he shipped PirateWorm. DeadPirate shippers create a culture of fear for those that don’t ship it. DeadPirate is a dictatorship that will ultimately fall.
PirateWorm is all about free and true love. It is natural to like it.
I am a DeadPirate survivor.
The pain I endured while on that ship was unbearable. They made me endlessly profess my love for DeadPirate, and pressuring me into drawing said pairing. It was a nightmare.
The people at PirateWorm are caring and loving people. They took me in without hostility, and inpired me to follow my true calling as a [rainbow horse x bookaholic] shipmate.
If you or a loved one is suffering the torment of [dead rainbow horse x pirate rainbow horse], then please call +1 800 DEDPIRT for a free consultation.
Together, we can stop the machine before it takes over the world.
((sketches in stream))
((sorry for shitty quality))
whyyyy
why must you hurt me this wayyyy