- All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don't go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you're sleeping!
- Me: *on my phone until I literally can't keep my eyes open*
- Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend
yall: look at this funny clip of an overwatch match i had
me, someone who hasnt played overwatch and hasnt a clue what the fucks going on: haha yeah they sure are running everywhere huh
(Source: kiwi, via conspicuouslad)
(Source: anticularpony)
fucking hell
Kidnapper: I have your son.
Mother: [talking loudly] Let me talk to him please.
Kidnapper: [holds the phone]
Mother: [Shouting] TE DIJE QUE LAVARAS LOS PLATOS, ES UN COCHINERO. (I told you to do the dishes, this is a mess!)los trastes!!
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(Source: foudubulbe, via adurot)
DISGRUNTLED neighing about xkit and chrome’s temporary incompatibilities
(Source: astr4ltr4in)