Cactus Codex

Pony blogger, actual cactus, artist, writer, computer scientist, and linguist. New Jersey / Pennsylvania | 21 | male, he/him/his | asexual hispanic | Cereus repandus, or Peruvian apple cactus

SHARK

Asked by youobviouslyloveoctavia

1. First impression: 

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2. Truth is: See above. ART. MARSHMALLOW HORSE ROBOT. LAUGHS AT MY PORN. 

3. How old do you look: Mildly old.

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Countless times.

5. Have you ever made me mad: No Senpai-Jesus is perfect.

6. Best feature: Rear-end fuel dispenser!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: See #1.

8. You’re my: Senpai. Jesus.

9. Random attribute: Q’s a lot.

Why is your art so cute? How do I siphon your ability to do cute art to me?

Asked by youobviouslyloveoctavia

The art is cute because the smaller horses are cute. That and the big eyes and soft colors make for a very cute environment. That’s how it works. (apple bloom is best horse)

And if you want my abilities, all you have to do is…

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drink my juices.

How would you describe your personality?

Asked by youobviouslyloveoctavia

Jumpy and tends to justify his jumpiness with intellectual jargon. Sarcastic and cynical to other’s illogical antics (mostly his brother). Unorganized, but desires to get things done on point.

Not very social in general, but won’t shut up talking to people he knows or has befriended.

Guide on How to Become Scramjet’s Unfriend

  1. You must unconditionally hate Octavia. Failure to do is grounds for dismissal from the SSBFN (super stupid best friends never) club.
  2. At no time must you ship Vinyl and Octavia. If unsure, contact NoTP supervisor SamRose for counseling.
  3. Liking of Applejack IS MANDATORY.
  4. You must be annoyed with Scrammy’s Madoka Magica crap, even if you like it. It will never subside… ever.
  5. If Scrammy fails to update one of his blogs, you must beat the crap out of him and promptly unfollow. Also, delete his progress on Kerbal Space Program.
  6. DOWN WITH THE FISH ò]ó
  7. Slander and insult the Cult of Smooze. ALL MUST PERISH FOR THEIR BLASPHEMY
  8. Always set fire to Scrammy in L4D2. He loves that.
  9. Don’t set fire to Wolvan. Only Scram-scram.
  10. You must hate Octavia. It cannot be stressed enough.
  11. NASCAR is the best motorsport out there. TJ preaches the truth.
  12. You must be sexually turned off by the sight and mention of a jet.
  13. NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
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  15. Hug Terry 24/7. He probably deserves it.
  16. Exposure to Octavia must be AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS